Archive for Miss Makeover
MISS MAKEOVER: STRAP-ONS – Miss Plum, dicks and dickheads
Posted by: | Comments“I’ve got a new toy,” said Miss Plum, whose ample curves I’m very fond of. Not to mention her demure smile, her throaty laugh, and her humungous hooters.
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MISS MAKEOVER: STRAP-ONS – Miss Plum, dicks and dickheads
‘Ketamine! I think I found the clitoris of my brain!’ So said my friend Charlotte, an exotic dancer, escort girl, masseuse, militant sex worker and Wise Woman against the War. Incidentally, we don’t say ‘witch’ any more. Only because she’s way too beautiful to be a crone
Miss Makeover: PHILIP LARKIN, BALD GIT SURROUNDED BY WEDLOCK JUNKIES
Posted by: | CommentsTime they made hetero sexuality legal, grumbled Eric Morecambe impersonator Philip Larkin, complaining about the legalisation of homosexuality. “But they have made it legal,” said one of the wedlock junkies he was embroiled with. “It’s called marriage.” A bit too legal, he grumbled.
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Miss Makeover: PHILIP LARKIN, BALD GIT SURROUNDED BY WEDLOCK JUNKIES
Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”
Posted by: | CommentsFOXY BOXING Have you ever tried to elicit sympathy for a badly sprained wrist?
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Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”
Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER
Posted by: | CommentsMiss Makeover says… My mother is difficult. And I am impossible. Let’s drop the euphemisms.
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Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER
Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS
Posted by: | CommentsSome clever dick said there would be less trouble in the world if we all stayed at home. I say ‘I love you’ is the problem
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Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS
Miss Makeover:FETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS
Posted by: | CommentsFETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS by Miss Makeover Americans tend to think there are codes for everything.
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Miss Makeover:FETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS
Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
Posted by: | CommentsMARTIN AMIS: BREASTS OR BOTTOMS? Apologies for returning to the Priss Prince once more but he was my husband’s favourite, also a stick he used to beat me. I might have been a published writer but my husband had read Gabriel Garcia Marquez (although not since university) and kept on with Martin Amis even through the embarrassments of Night Train and Yellow Dog.
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Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
In Praise of Rounder Women
Posted by: | CommentsIN PRAISE OF ROUNDER WOMEN My friend Miss Plum doesn’t care about her ample poundage.
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In Praise of Rounder Women
I picked my tawse up…
Posted by: | CommentsThis’ll make you tingle, you hard-arsed bitch. I gave her three quick, hard whacks. She screamed and begged me to stop.
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I picked my tawse up…