Lord Tiemedown & Lady Musentouchme invite Rude Royalty, Ladies & Gents, Mistresses & Masters,  Knoble Nights & Distressed Maidens and their downstairs staff including kinky Butlers, saucy French maids, dirty laundry girls, delectable cooks, peeping tom gardeners, leather clad poachers  and such like to sample their Lordship & Ladyship’s Landed Knobs and Cuntry Seats at THE Kinkiest Party of 2010! Featuring: Katya from Aphrodisiacs playing deep house and disco nu and old Madam Raison D’etre served by her Sissy Maids Goddess Asphyxia’s training school for new servant girls and boys! Knob polishing a speciality! Goddess Ashaya’s shoe polishing and foot worshipping corner! Ken Alexander and his kinky Stud..io Gorgeous kinky types indulging in what they like! Holy Grail Bar serving your favourite alcohoic tipples and refreshing thirst quenchers Dress: Strictly Pervy! No effort No entry! Boys: Masters, Lairds (Lords to you and me!), Posh Gents, sNOBby Knights, Warrior Knight holding his great sword, Chained Male, Rude Royalty, Kinky Butlers, Leather Clad Poachers, Peeping Tom Rubber Mac’d Gardeners, Uniformed Footmen and Pervy Chauffeurs Girls: Mistresses, Ladies (the posh ones or those in waiting), Prissy Princesses, Rampant Debutants, servant girls, French maids, Saucy English maids, Dirty slutty Laundry girls, delectable cooks and strict Nannies! Inbetweenies: Cross dress as any of the above! Entry: £18 purchased in advance, £20 on the door Everyone must be a Member of The F Club so if you haven’t taken the plunge hurry and click on Join! 50% off the lifetime membership fee for members of FetLife, SDC and forum members of Skin Two, LFS and Informed Consent – bring a copy of your profile with you OR take out One Night Membership £10 per person. ID essential. More information: www.thefclub.com

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Wicked presents “To The Manor Porn” Saturday 26th June